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A group of kids were trying very hard to
become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest
hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO
baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big
People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a
ride on a choo choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Zach what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did
you read?"

Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHIT."

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