Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Allspark, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Its boxing day, and two 10 year olds are discussing what they got for christmas the day before. the first kid says "How did you do?"
    the second kid replies "i did pretty well dude, i got that new t-shirt i asked for, plus a pair of sunglasses. oh, and i also got the new harry potter book. What about you?"
    the first kid answers back "is that all? ahaha, i got a mobile phone, a new X-Box, with 6 games, these awesome football boots, and a al inclusive trip to disneyland i got heaps better stuff than you, man"

    the second kid looks at him, and says "wish i had leukemia."
  2. lol... so old the mould has whiskers on itchy :lol:
  3. i heard it a couple of days ago i thought it was quality