Kids who'd have them?

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  1. [h=2]Kids who'd have them?
    Paul Gadd?
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  2. Not the McCanns though, they lose theirs.
  3. Yeah... 'lose'...

    That'll work.
  4. She isn't lost, she's at Kevin Websters House!!!!!!
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  5. 108k? To pay for what, exactly?
  6. He hasn't paid in 16 years, so my guess would be Uni fees.
    Though in reality it'll get spunked on cigs, booze and drugs!
  7. Fuckin curtain climbers. Pain in the arse. Thank fuck I don't have any.
  8. Good job your parents didn't have that attitude.....or is it?
  9. I think I might have been an accident.
  10. Actually I nearly started a thread along these lines prompted by the recent hot weather in which I noticed a few incidents of over heated parents having huge rows with their snotty offspring and a couple of absolute pain in the arrse kids on my last trip to Tesco when one just simply would not stop trying to scream the place down.

    My thought was, if you've just had enough of your child or children could you simply hand the little bastard in somewhere and just walk off the job.

    What would actually happen if you walked into a police station, dumped your bawling three year old on the counter, and refused to 'parent'?
  11. I wonder what his reason was for not contributing to the upkeep of his daughter for the last 16 years?
  12. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    He might have had an agreement with the kids mother
    He might have been backhanding the mother a few quid or walked away with nothing and gave her it all.
    I believe it's one of the gripes against the CSA they don't take into account anything you've given the mother previously just what they think you owe.
    Both parents could have ben happy with the arrangement.
  13. Probably the same as dropping a cat off at the RSPCA.
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    You'd chop their balls off and try and get chavs from council estates to adopt them

    Bit harsh