Easter Sunday and the suns out: We got out of the house early to beat the chavs to the Zoo, My sister and Mum and Dad decided it would be nice for them to come too.... gripping. I've been to the zoo that many times the novelty of trying to irritate the animals has warn off and its as if the inmates recognise me an turn thier backs on me. We ended up in the primate house and a crowd had gathered round the window where the enormous silver backs were eating each others eye bogeys and scrathing their claypits... My little one is a little over two, so everyone made way for her to get to the front window so she could see... I stood at the back disinterested talking to my old man about what a cracking pair of shoes you could make out of a Kaman.... the crowd were quiet, taken in by the big chimp.. my mum, sister and other half went forward with the sprout..... Her eyes opened wide when she saw how big it was, she stood up right and just as all fell silent burst out with 'Mutha Fcuker' pointing directly at the Gorilla. About twenty sets of eyes turned to look at her, and then at me...... Whilst I found it funnier than Bennet being run over by a half track it didn't look good on my parenting skills. I wouldn't mind but she's only ever heard me say it once, and that was in a fit of road rage. Anyone else been stitched royally by thier nippers?