Kids questions

#1
My daughter asked me the other day what a dictaphone was. Was it wrong of me to say 'Something used on sex chatlines' ?
 
#2
Little girl goes up to her dad and asks "What is sex?"

Dad is a bit nonplussed but decides now is seemingly the time for that talk and spends the next 10 minutes or so in a careful and gentle description along with warnings of STDs pregnancy and such like.

At the end he says to his daughter "What made you ask anyway?"

Daughter looking a bit confused says "Mummy said dinner will be ready in a couple of secs"!
 
#3
Little lad walks in on his parents, his mum is straddled across his dad, he says "what are you doing mum?" "I am flattening your dads belly coz its big," the lad says "I wouldnt bother if I were you coz when you go to work the lady next door comes round and blows it back up again"
 

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#4
Little girl goes up to her mother and asks " Is it wrong to have a willy?" her mum says " No, why" The girl says " I just saw daddy in the toilet trying to pull his off"
 

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