Kids Names

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by B_AND_T, Mar 2, 2011.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    My eldest daughter is named Summer, as she is my ray of sunshine.

    My youngest daughter is called Spring, as she gives hope of what is to come.

    And my son is called Autumn, as he has Down's Syndrome and keeps falling out of trees
     
  2. And you take the piss out of my jokes... Struth lol
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    At least I hadn't heard that one before!
     
  4. My 1st daughter is called Petal, as a petal fell on her mums stomach whilst she was pregnant.

    My 2nd daughter is called Leaf, as a leaf fell on her mums stomach whilst she was pregnant.

    The dribbling spacktard in the corner is called Tree.
     
  5. DO you know just how difficult it is to be funny these days? Of course you do lol
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I know what you mean. I have watched The 10 O'Clock Show.