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Kids Imagination

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JoyridingPirate, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A child psychologist vists a school to find out what the children of today are thinking.

    First he sees a boy in the corner of the playground running around in circles and pretending to be a truck.

    "So what are you doing then?" The psychologist asks.
    "I'm a truck driver and are driving all over the world." The boy responds.

    Next, the psychologist sees another boy doing press-ups in the middle of the playground.

    "So what are you doing then?" The psychologist asks.

    "I'm sorting out his wife while he's gone"