Kids Eh?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by jimflint, Sep 24, 2010.

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  1. A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper.
    "Where does poo come from?" she asks.
    Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
    "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
    "Yes," answers the girl.
    "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
    The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
    "And Tigger?"
  2. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Priceless And I thought he came from some wood in Sussex