Sorry cant do the arms. I need them to push my wheelchair around since I sold my legs to a mine charity in Africa. If you see some black kid running around with two white legs, one with a tattoo on the the calf, let me know. I want them back.
Though not currently requiring a kidney, one in stock could be useful, do the big yellow storage warehouse accommodate such items if not will you take a vow of abstinence and live like a hermit to preserve the item?
Wheelchair warrior you may have the rest of the parts I do not require......... at a reasonable price.
EX_STAB . I do have a leg to pull , pink plastic aluminium and straps, found out late in the day that I have no means to balance, arms, Oh an talking of arms , plod delivered cert today , going down to gunsmith tomorrow to liberate it and pay the lodging fee.
And I must say a massive thank you EX_STAB for your advice and ecouragement, I never thought I would be able to go shooting again .
and to keep this on thread , I in the market for a keen eye..............anyone?
Don't suppose you fancy selling your liver? I had blood tests last week and an ultrasound yesterday and I was wondering if I should bung one in the freezer just in case the results turn out to be a bit crap!
Don't have a spare liver lying around do you? I,too could do with one. And years of excessive w*nking has left me in need of a couple of corneas. I have Â£7.92 but could part exchange a foreskin into the deal.