I was in the Pub over crimbo with the Bezzer and his Mrs and the usual banter was flying. When one of our favourite Drunk banter conversations crops up again, that being "What are the logistical requirements of Kidnapping Fatties" now this does not include the chubby, rotund larger members of society. No we are talking about obese whale like people, your classic massive fcuker who defiantly ate all the pies, or as one of my mates describes them on sighting as "wow that guy has a BIG engine". Back to the How of kidnapping fatties as Taff_Dee writes net guns and sedatives would be essentials. But what else would? My ideal combo would be a Landy with net gun as well as one of those trank rifles used on rhinos but then you have to get the beached whale into the vehicle. So if you were going to Hypothetically kidnap a fatty (for your own sick amusement) such as Prescott or Feltz how would you go about it?