I think that it should be 'kidnapped' Marine, the septics think he staged his own abduction to go home.
Sounds a bit like Monty Pythons Life of Brian, "they said that I could live if I went home and never joined the US Military again"
Im with most of you so far. Iv just got this feeling that things arnt quite right. Or is it me being an old git and had to listen to way to many, 'But the bus had a puncture, lost my passport' or even better nowdays, 'I have issues...'