Kickboxer beats up her muggers

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  1. Wait for it... She'll get jailed for assaulting them and then they'll get a compo pay out on top.
    Does anyone care to wager ?
  2. After all that effort, the phone wasn't even the latest fucking model, erm allegedly.

    A bit of good advertising doesn't hurt either.

  3. That would be because your criminal justice system is more perverted than a RC boys school.
  4. Aye you could be right,but would these "gangstas" admit to being done by a girl?
  5. Maybe I'm being a bit too cynical, but.....did anyone else witness her 'beating up the muggers' or is it just her telling the story? She got jumped, ended up bruised & whiplashed and lost her phone, yet the story shows her to have come out on top.
  6. Probably more chance of the latter than the former.
  7. Reminds me of the Girl with the Dragon tattoo
  8. I got jumped once, pulled out an ASP and scared the fuckers off.
  9. There's no justice in this world.

    I was hoping that the bean nudging dog had a 12" stiletto blade pushed into her spleen.
  10. It just cannot be a put up job. After all, this happened on a public street in the UK. There must have been at least a couple of CCTVs recording the event - they record everything else. ;-)
  11. made up event to create free advertising for her gymn...

    move on notheing to see here...
  12. You're Cleopatra?
  13. the_boy_syrup

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