Keys for the indoor grenade range anyone?

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  1. Sent a sprog today to the guardroom for keys to the indoor grenade range. He got drilled by the RP. Smart. anybody got something similar to top this?
     
  2. Tartan Paint

    DPM Paint

    A "Long Wait"

    A new bubble for my spirit level

    A bucket of steam

    Etc.....Etc......Etc....Etc

    Regards

    P
     
  3. Left handed screwdriver

    Box of short circuits

    Rubber hammer

    Self driving nails
     
  4. nipple wrench

    bollock wrench
     
  5. pullthrough for the 81
     
  6. TPG for the 432
     
  7. Waterproof sponge
     
  8. Sparks for the grinder.
     
  9. Back blast bag for Wombat
     
  10. Skyhooks and a short Stand... well, I fell for it...
     
  11. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    a tube of K9P
     
  12. Box of grid squares
    Can of elbow grease
    A metric hammer
    (Navy-esque) A length of shore line
    Batteries for the SUSAT
    A cannon report
    A BFA for the UGL
    A box of ohms
    Mark armour flaws on the CR2
    Keys for the square/drop zone
    A box of canopy lights
    A bottle of tyre air
    Angle for a set square
    A jar of headlight fluid
    A corkscrew spanner
    A sheet of broken glass
    (Over at the NAAFI) A randy tart; A beef curtain burger with cheese and sauce......


    Etc., etc.
     
  13. Back pedalling kick start was always a good one
    Left handed spanner/screwdriver/hammer
    goin slightly off topic the one up was the envelope with "your mrs is a whore" written inside delivered to csm/asm /oc dependant on how bad they had jacked you off, kin priceless that one!
     
  14. Nearly forgot, the elbow grease one, just go back with a tub of this stuff, immediate get the beers in to be delivered!

    elbow grease
     
  15. Bump starting the whacker saw