Box of grid squares
Can of elbow grease
A metric hammer
(Navy-esque) A length of shore line
Batteries for the SUSAT
A cannon report
A BFA for the UGL
A box of ohms
Mark armour flaws on the CR2
Keys for the square/drop zone
A box of canopy lights
A bottle of tyre air
Angle for a set square
A jar of headlight fluid
A corkscrew spanner
A sheet of broken glass
(Over at the NAAFI) A randy tart; A beef curtain burger with cheese and sauce......
Back pedalling kick start was always a good one
Left handed spanner/screwdriver/hammer
goin slightly off topic the one up was the envelope with "your mrs is a whore" written inside delivered to csm/asm /oc dependant on how bad they had jacked you off, kin priceless that one!
Seen a bloke do that one brilliant
Sent a young billy for 6 spark plugs for the 432
Came back laughing and telling us "The fitter bloke says I need 8 you were trying to make me do two trips."
"Fair one you got me now go fit em"
4 Hrs head scratching till he finally asked the fitter to show him