This afternoon, had me flicking through pics and leaning back in the office recliner picturing all manner of filth.... Cut cut a long story short it wasn't long before I was at full thrust, cupping my nads in the left hand and pumping the stump with the other....
As I approached vinegars it dawned on me that I had no where to fire it and was more aware that I hadn't given it a rub for a couple of days so the c0ck snot would come out in a reasonable rainbow of relsih.
Legs bent, eyes slit like a jap I let go..... as predicted it want a fair bit and only a bit fell on the back of my hand........ the rest, a good couple of teaspoons worth splattered my fcuking keyboard.....
Have you ever tried to clean cum off a keyboard? it goes between the keys and you can't get it all......
That was a couple of hours ago, with Jiffy cloths, tissue, everything Ive tried to mop up the (now starting to smell) more liquidy, less gloopy fat.
I'm sure there are some serial internet w@nkers out there who have this problem regularly, please help and dispell and rumours that if one of the office pigs drains the keyboard into her mot, in an effort to gather maintenance payments and a superior breed of child from my genes she can't get pregnant on stale spuzz
As I approached vinegars it dawned on me that I had no where to fire it and was more aware that I hadn't given it a rub for a couple of days so the c0ck snot would come out in a reasonable rainbow of relsih.
Legs bent, eyes slit like a jap I let go..... as predicted it want a fair bit and only a bit fell on the back of my hand........ the rest, a good couple of teaspoons worth splattered my fcuking keyboard.....
Have you ever tried to clean cum off a keyboard? it goes between the keys and you can't get it all......
That was a couple of hours ago, with Jiffy cloths, tissue, everything Ive tried to mop up the (now starting to smell) more liquidy, less gloopy fat.
I'm sure there are some serial internet w@nkers out there who have this problem regularly, please help and dispell and rumours that if one of the office pigs drains the keyboard into her mot, in an effort to gather maintenance payments and a superior breed of child from my genes she can't get pregnant on stale spuzz