Kerry Katona Bankrupt Again

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Proving some blonds really are thick, Kerry Katona has been declared bankrupt for the second time.

    Kerry Katona declared bankrupt for second time in five years - Telegraph

    She obviously took out too many pay day loans.

    Cash Lady.jpg

    I believe her name translates into Spanish as 'El stupid bitch'...

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  2. I still would.

    As long as she promised never to speak in my presence. And cook. And clean. And earn a bit for me on the side selling herself to the night.

    I think I could help her gain a little of the self respect that being both famous and a talentless northerner has denied her these long years.
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  3. Is 'Cash Lady' in any way an anagram of 'Utterly, despicable, talentless, poisonous, Northern slapper'?

    No ? Well it jolly well should be.
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  4. Warrington.

    Need I say more?
  5. Aside from the fact that she married a talentless, chubby, ex-boy band Paddy and a pikey Ned, she actually has money making potential in this talent vacuum that we live in. She's not the sharpest tool in the shed (can I say shed?) but the "management/accountant" company that she has employed over the years must have well and truly fucked her up the ricker. All she needs is a good manager.
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  6. I wouldn't but could understand if you would....
  7. She's been a cash-cow since she was 16. Plenty more mileage in her, I'd suggest.
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  8. Thats why mum now goes shoplifting at Iceland...
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  9. She ain't so daft, think about it. An 86K tax bill means she earned about 200K. Then she didn't pay any tax and declared herself bankrupt...........meanwhile somewhere there will doubtless be a Ltd company that she "owns" which is swimming in dosh whilst she pays the taxman a 5iver a week for the next couple of years until her penance is done.
  10. I'd manage'r up the whiskers, hoop, on her own or with her mates.

    The cheeky minx.

    She'd have to keep her gob shut though - non negotiable
  11. Can people start posting pictures of here with her tits out? I'm on my I phone and can't be bothered searching for them.
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  12. It probably already does, however, I'd leave her anus looking like a burst sofa!
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  13. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    It was probably the drugs and booze. She sounds pissed as arseholes on that advert.