Keogh Social

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  1. I have been spammed for yet another First Aid Instructors Course at Keogh, during the last week of Jan 04. Anyone up for a bit of social as I am dreading the thought of having nights in!!!

    All the best for the New Year etc etc etc.

  2. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    I would if i was still there.

    Got RTU'd from CCC 54 in Jan for having a chest infection of all things.
  3. What is CCC54?????
  4. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    its the CMT course "Common Core Course" the 54 bit is the course number

    what the phase 2 nigs from the army navy and RAF and TFI's from the army go through.
  5. I cannot believe that you put Social and Keogh in the same sentance!!!!!

    Well done for word craft!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Yeah, it's a bit like putting Keough and soldiers in the same sentence. Complete non-starter.
  7. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    yeah, like Para and human...
  8. And like craphat and Larkhill..............
  9. Keogh - Social ?

    sounds like

    TURP - Humour !

    They just don't sound right together.

    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :?:
  10. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Never cease to amaze!
  11. Many thanks for all the helpful replies!

    TURP humour? Where I work that is the abbreviation for interpreter, is there another that I am unaware of?

    Come on people there MUST be someone there who is up just for going for a pint or something. Owing to my advanced years I am not going to be fighting all and sundry in Potters or wherever the local drinking hole now is!!!

    Also correct if I'm wrong but Door Bundle you haven't quite got the hang of making opposite word connections have you? All the other posts like that have 2 terms, each opposed thus creating a witty(ish) response. Craphat and Larkhill go together; so no opposition and no witty(ish) response. I await the incoming abuse.

    In the meantime I will need to have beers as mentioned before...!

  12. I think he might be talking about me :( he loves me really
    the TURP abbreviation is explained in my WWW thingy. You dont want one.
  13. You can get me back into Keogh when you carry my cold, dead, body......
  14. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    TURP wrote:
    I think he might be talking about me :( he loves me really
    the TURP abbreviation is explained in my WWW thingy. You dont want one.[/quote]

    TURP - looked at your www thingy and it must be the funniest I have seen yet. Illustration of operation to male genitals (presumably what your Company is involved with) while sitting beside it is an advert to find your nearest lawyer.

    LOL :lol:
  15. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    It's his only hobby, apart from picking the wings of flies!