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Kent Police praised for "Outstanding Work"

Forastero

LE
Moderator
#7
Actually, have you read one of the blurbs about the awards? Check this out:

Special Constable Ollie Woodrow and Special sergeant Rob Linkins were also commended at the ceremony.

They were on foot patrol in Canterbury in March when a member of the public approached them with suspicions about a man collecting cash for the Help For Heroes charity.

They spoke to him and became suspicious that he was fraudulently collecting.

After carrying out enquiries with the charity, they were told he was not collecting money on their behalf and he was arrested.

He was charged with fraud by false representation.

SC Rose, SC Woodrow and SS Rob Linkins were each awarded a Certificate of Merit for their professionalism in putting public safety before their own.


So let me get this right, they nicked someone who was falsely collecting pennies and got an award for it? They put 'public safety' before their own? Well of course they bloody did, that's what they're paid for, catching viscous, hardened crminals with a collecting box. Almost as bad as the septics who get medals just for turning up to work.

Give me strength.
 

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
...that's what they're paid for, catching viscous, hardened crminals with a collecting box. Almost as bad as the septics who get medals just for turning up to work.

Give me strength.
Sorry: catching viscous, hardened criminals is against health and safety regulations and - after the appropriate risk assessment - police officers have been advised not to attempt it.

Wordsmith
 

TheresaMay

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
#10
Hey leave the Kent Police alone!

Only the other night I was watching Street Wars and they were operating in the Medway area sat having a brew and chat about important policing issues - when out of nowhere a guy who could barely walk started a fight outside the nightclub they were parked outside of. All four of them bravely tackled the guy to the ground, before slipping him into their van.

Luckily there was a camera man with them at the time, otherwise bravery of such high order would have gone unnoticed.

Lee Boardman was quite stern too, in his dialogue - explaining in his harsh, intimidating, northern brogue - that the drunken lout "had a night in the cells to think about his behaviour".

Tough stuff.
 
#14
Glass is a highly viscous liquid which manages to be hard at the same time.
So plate glass is a liquid, is it? Or is it a solid which was a liquid before it cooled?

This is more interesting than Kent Police - and if the aim is to drive BB off his head, or further off his head I should say, how do you know that discussing the difference between liquids and solids won't do that? You never know with his sort.
 
#15
So plate glass is a liquid, is it? Or is it a solid which was a liquid before it cooled?

This is more interesting than Kent Police - and if the aim is to drive BB off his head, or further off his head I should say, how do you know that discussing the difference between liquids and solids won't do that? You never know with his sort.
I'm siding with Wordsmith on this one. Glass that has been in place for an extended period of time will often become thicker at the bottom than at the top.
 

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