Kent Police Appreciation Society & Poll

Kent Police Appreciation Society

  • Kent Police are the Dog's Bollox

    Votes: 18 40.0%
  • The Finest Police Force that's ever Fitted me Up

    Votes: 7 15.6%
  • Who?

    Votes: 12 26.7%
  • They're just like the Waffen SS, only in worse uniforms

    Votes: 9 20.0%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .
Right, Kent Police have achieved the legendary status of being mentioned in almost every single fucking thread on here (copyright BB)

In your own time, Go On!
Fuck Me!! It took me 3 minutes to add the poll you utter bastards, give me a chance!
Are they subdivided into Kentish Police and Police of Kent?

Nah, Met wannabies = North Kent, Carrot Crunchers = the middle bit and Sarf Kent = Gendarmerie wannabies
There was a young man from Kent,
Whose prick was exceedingly bent,
To save himself trouble,
He bent it back double,
And instead of coming he went.
Yes, Kent Police are lovely, the Dali Lama, Mother Theresa and Aung san Suu Kyi all regularly sing for the constables in their Canterbury police box and Johnny Craddock makes them doughnuts like fanny's. Need I say more.
..and for your delight and delectation is their finest leader:-

Gentlemen! Please be upstanding for our loyal toast.

Gentlemen! Mike Fuller!


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