Kent Police Appreciation Society & Poll

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Kent Police Appreciation Society

Poll closed Jan 29, 2013.
  1. Kent Police are the Dog's Bollox

    18 vote(s)
  2. The Finest Police Force that's ever Fitted me Up

    7 vote(s)
  3. Who?

    12 vote(s)
  4. They're just like the Waffen SS, only in worse uniforms

    9 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Right, Kent Police have achieved the legendary status of being mentioned in almost every single fucking thread on here (copyright BB)

    In your own time, Go On!
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  2. And you thought it time to add another one?

    PS There is no poll option either.
  3. How come you can't get Ribena in the US?
  4. I seldom go to Kent.
  5. Fuck Me!! It took me 3 minutes to add the poll you utter bastards, give me a chance!
  6. Are they subdivided into Kentish Police and Police of Kent?
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  7. Medway Police, right bunch of Kents.

  8. Nah, Met wannabies = North Kent, Carrot Crunchers = the middle bit and Sarf Kent = Gendarmerie wannabies
  9. There was a young man from Kent,
    Whose prick was exceedingly bent,
    To save himself trouble,
    He bent it back double,
    And instead of coming he went.
  10. Yes, Kent Police are lovely, the Dali Lama, Mother Theresa and Aung san Suu Kyi all regularly sing for the constables in their Canterbury police box and Johnny Craddock makes them doughnuts like fanny's. Need I say more.
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  11. Fixed that for you, nominal charge etc...
  12. Very few people actually go there. It`s just a place you pass through when you are going somewhere interesting. A bit like Belgium, but without the friendly natives.
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  13. English is more widely spoken in Belgium.
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