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Kelly Brook No 1 Bird

So ladies and gentlemen what do we think of the latest top 100 from FHM, Kelly Brook first with Cheryl Tweedy 2nd. Thoughts on a postcard please, what about an arrse top 10 british birds.

Kate Garraway
Angelica from BBC Kids tv
Lucy Pinder
Surrane Jones
Jaime Murray

But Im sure you can think of some more
Kelly brook got first place??? But is a whoseshe as in who she looking at.

I wouldnt be able to consentrate nailing that as her eye would be wobbling around more than the cookie monster from seseame street!!
Mind you i suppose i could stove her back doors in so i couldnt see her doing a dip and dazzle with a her boss eyes!!
semper said:
anything pretty with a pulse, over 18 and under 30 with a wet pussy and good tits will do me :D

well i m not being too fussy
Quite true! i seem to start the night with high standards which steadily decrease in direct proportion to the amount of booze I've drunk, hic.

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