I've got a distant relative in Swindon who looks like Keith Vaz...I might have previously reported in these hallowed pages - but a few years back he wrote an article for an Indian newspaper about how Indian citizens resident in the areas of Goa or Damian and Diu who had Portuguese ancestry could apply for Portuguese citizenship and get entry to the UK as EEA citizens.
Most of them ended up in Swindon, but a few thousand ended up in Leicester where I am sure they were very grateful to him (I seem to recall there were something like 3 million eligible!)
Oh and he used to be the chair of the immigration committee in the HoC.
A lawyer would point out that he did nothing wrong. Someone with a functioning moral compass would kerb stomp that lawyer and bury them in a shallow grave.
That's not a party I wanna get started, etc...