Keith Richards tells of snorting his dads ashes

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  1. Keith Richards admits ingesting all manner of substances in his time. But none quite as bizarre as he reveals in his latest confession: he snorted his father's ashes.

    In a wide-ranging interview published today, the 63-year-old veteran of tequila breakfasts and drug marathons described how he once sampled his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,",,2049698,00.html
  2. I heard about that earlier today. All I can say is 'wow'
  3. could be a result of falling out a tree on the bonce.
  4. So? It's Keef ain't it. Anything goes
  5. Not the 40 odd years of Class A abuse then???
  6. It sounds relatively harmless to me.
  7. well, you shouldn't turn your nose up at your family should you?
  8. It's not to be sniffed at.
  9. my dad gets up my nose too
  10. Sorry.... I seem to have stumbled into the

    "shit pun world championships"

    Anyone remember where they keep the funny bit around this place anymore?
  11. saves wasting it,,,-him-.
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Chortling at the snortling! That's a rootin-tooin jape and a half that is. You can't knock the bloke for wanting to be close to his dad.

    I suppose his dad's been buried at sea. A sea of snot that is.
  13. at least he waited until after he was cremated
  14. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Could it have been a living will? 'Son, when I kark it, I want you to suck me . . .'
  15. I wonder if anyone would be brave enough to do the same thing to Keith himself. That man must be a walking biohazard.