Keith Richards is next...

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Ozzy Osbourne's Genetic Code Being Mapped

Scientists are studying the blood of rocker Ozzy Osbourne to learn more about excessive substance abuse.

He's "only one of a few people in the world to have his full genome analyzed," Sky News points out.

Researchers hope the mapping sheds light on, among other things, how drugs are absorbed in the body.

Sky News quotes Nathan Pearson, director of research at the firm, as saying, "Sequencing and analyzing individuals with extreme medical histories provides the greatest potential scientific value."

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That's all right then, good to see those taxpayer-funded government research grants being put to good use.

Who do you think should have their DNA mapped, and why?
 
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jarrod just to see what he really is made of
 
#4
You'll probably find that Keith Richards has been dead for years - but he is so stoned he just hasn't realised it yet...

:D

Rodney2q
 
#6
I think I should be next, to determine what makes someone as handsome and talented as me.
 
#7
Bodhisattva said:
Lemmy should be up there along with Ozzy, they would both throw up similar results I would think :D
Blimey, were you planning some kind of destructive testing?
 
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Rodney2q said:
You'll probably find that Keith Richards has been dead for years - but he is so stoned he just hasn't realised it yet...

:D

Rodney2q
You forget that Keef cannot be killed by conventional means!
 
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The Keef we see before us today is not the same Keef our parents knew - every 15 years he transmutes his soul into the body of some poor unfortunate and takes it over. It is the only possible explaination for his longevity in comparrison to his lifestyle.

I think Johnny Depp is next on his list
 

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