Keira Knightley and her changing t*ts

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  1. Is it?
  2. I found it quite easy to comprehend actually.
  3. Hear, hear!

    She is far too posh for me. I have no reason to doubt what she says about being completely healthy, and not being anorexic as some people in the media have suggested, but lets be honest, she looks like she could use a good meal! :D
  4. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    What she needs is a good workout with a real man... and I may just be able to squeeze her into my busy schedule.

    The same way you have to squeeze yourself into your tent-like shirt every day? :roll:
  5. Purely as the appointment booker for her appointment with a real man?

    Otherwise I fail to see what good you'd be to her :D
  6. If you are that busy, I'll relieve you of the effort......
    Just to be helpful of course :D
  7. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    I'm not sure I need to take advice in the 'real man' stakes from a former junior Razzer who needs to dress as a female nurse to get a date.
  8. I wasn't! and I don't need to dress as a nurse........ I just like it :D

    You could show Keira Knightly your forehead however, she could use is as a full length mirror
  9. My, my, such bitchiness :D
  10. The Septics again!!! Keira's got gorgeous chebs. I can't get enough of small boobies!

  11. You f*cking pervert
  12. I love Keira.
  13. But that's fcuking non-existent like a 10 yr old boy. You could spirit-level that chest as she clearly has full stops for tits.

    Keira, repeat after me: I must, I must, I must improve my bust. :wink:

  14. :lol: :lol: :lol: I haven't heard that one since my schooldays.