Keeping the bed warm

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by General Melchett, Feb 3, 2010.

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  2. eeeuuuw ....they might have scabies!! What's wrong with a nice electric blanket?? Warms my bed up luvly it does :D
  3. Would have thought your flesh rolls would have provided adequate insulation on their own 8O
  4. aye but they get a bit stiff when i'm chilly....warming the bed up gets em all supple and sqwishy again! Otherwise its like trying to sleep wrapped up in a brick!
  5. Just a way to treble the room rental. Your bed warmers have probably been told you are their bed warmer.
  6. Do you have to pay even more if they are tasty & things get REALLY WARM? :D :D :D
  7. Feckin hell, I didn't know things were that bad in the UK people had to get jobs as bed warmers....what a state of affairs! I blame Labour, the Yanks, the Germans, Blair, Brown, Bush and the dog I saw rooting through someone's bin!
  8. If the Holiday Inn's can't offer an air conditioned room at the prices they charge..they can take a fucking hike. Just a gimmick...Hi, we're your bed warmers, enjoy your nights sleep at Holiday Inns. Cunts.
  9. I'd rather sleep in a hole than a Holiday Inn