Keeping the bed warm

aye but they get a bit stiff when i'm chilly....warming the bed up gets em all supple and sqwishy again! Otherwise its like trying to sleep wrapped up in a brick!
Feckin hell, I didn't know things were that bad in the UK people had to get jobs as bed warmers....what a state of affairs! I blame Labour, the Yanks, the Germans, Blair, Brown, Bush and the dog I saw rooting through someone's bin!
If the Holiday Inn's can't offer an air conditioned room at the prices they charge..they can take a fucking hike. Just a gimmick...Hi, we're your bed warmers, enjoy your nights sleep at Holiday Inns. Cunts.

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