Keen as **** or shit as ****

#1
Every now and again when on exercise or definately on tour we get that horrible urge to start buying kit we dont need or just simply cabbying up our kit.
Anything from buying fuck off knives, escape kits, and commando wire saws for patrols in belfast or bosnia, to blackening up boot eyelets and cap badges for a demanding tour of kosovo
Or the ultimate, a DESERT helment cover with scrim netting, sniper tape round helmet and union jacks patches and loads of writing on hemlet. And yes we not even on tour or para reg. lol
What is the most pointless thing you seen people do. We got lads spraying belt kit and webbing/vests sand colour, fair play but we dont go till early next year so they gona be running round in the mud and rain with desert kit?? how cabby's that lol
 
#2
Tell you what would be good.

You picking the right fcuking forum for a start.
 
#3
Does taping a shell dressing onto 58 pattern webbing count?.
 
#5
is that right now dickhead, im quite new to this so i do apologise that i aint some fucking sad cun t like ursellf who gives a fucking toss about this shit and goes through every forum on here posting. Im actually off out soon with my actual real life friends while your no doubt trawling on ere messaging ur pretend friends. Fella grow up and get a fucking life. xxxx
 
#7
I'll have you know discussing the finer points of spacker midget porn whilst drinking can after can of cheap beer, masturbating and picking my arrse is much more preferable to a night out at some crap club.
 
#8
I reckon this one will make...
hmm, 7 pages?

The ultimate in buying kit we don't need, was probably me at age 13 (cue lots of "awwww" from the arrse women) buying a mk6 lid, and olive PLCE.

I adjusted everything to fit me, and then promptly left the cadets 5 months or so later without going on another exercise.

Said webbing and lid are now sat about 6 feet above my head, in the loft. :evil:
 
#9
FourZeroCharlie said:
still21inmymind said:
Does taping a shell dressing onto 58 pattern webbing count?.
Only if you used so much black nasty that 20 men would never have got it off.
Got it in one, it was still there when I handed the webbing back in.
 
#10
roycropper said:
is that right now dickhead, im quite new to this so i do apologise that i aint some * sad cun t like ursellf who gives a * toss about this s*** and goes through every forum on here posting. Im actually off out soon with my actual real life friends while your no doubt trawling on ere messaging ur pretend friends. Fella grow up and get a * life. xxxx
The irony in that statement is just awesome!
 
#12
Oakley sunnies in NI .
 
#13
Horridlittleman said:
roycropper said:
is that right now dickhead, im quite new to this so i do apologise that i aint some * sad cun t like ursellf who gives a * toss about this s*** and goes through every forum on here posting. Im actually off out soon with my actual real life friends while your no doubt trawling on ere messaging ur pretend friends. Fella grow up and get a * life. xxxx
The irony in that statement is just awesome!
:twisted:
 
#14
Roy Cropper, check the Avatar of the people you insult....

the 3 Big letters MOD dont mean Ministry of Defence in this case they are short for MODERATOR....

I guess your going to lose this fight.....
 
#17
vampireuk said:
I'll have you know discussing the finer points of spacker midget porn whilst drinking can after can of cheap beer, masturbating and picking my arrse is much more preferable to a night out at some crap club.
seconded! ........apart from picking your arse...I have my own dangleberries :roll:
 
#18
Horridlittleman said:
roycropper said:
is that right now dickhead, im quite new to this so i do apologise that i aint some * sad cun t like ursellf who gives a * toss about this s*** and goes through every forum on here posting. Im actually off out soon with my actual real life friends while your no doubt trawling on ere messaging ur pretend friends. Fella grow up and get a * life. xxxx
The irony in that statement is just awesome!
:D I won't respond, it's too good to be true so Has to be a wah!
 
#20
AAAWWWWWW.....SQUIDS....BABY

you went soooo wrong..........................

:pissedoff:

ps - still think you're ADORABLE :safe:

XXX
 

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