Keen as fuck or shit as fuck

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by roycropper, Oct 18, 2008.

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  1. Every now and again when on exercise or definately on tour we get that horrible urge to start buying kit we dont need or just simply cabbying up our kit.
    Anything from buying fuck off knives, escape kits, and commando wire saws for patrols in belfast or bosnia, to blackening up boot eyelets and cap badges for a demanding tour of kosovo
    Or the ultimate, a DESERT helment cover with scrim netting, sniper tape round helmet and union jacks patches and loads of writing on hemlet. And yes we not even on tour or para reg. lol
    What is the most pointless thing you seen people do. We got lads spraying belt kit and webbing/vests sand colour, fair play but we dont go till early next year so they gona be running round in the mud and rain with desert kit?? how cabby's that lol
     
  2. Tell you what would be good.

    You picking the right fcuking forum for a start.
     
  3. Does taping a shell dressing onto 58 pattern webbing count?.
     
  4. Only if you used so much black nasty that 20 men would never have got it off.
     
  5. is that right now dickhead, im quite new to this so i do apologise that i aint some fucking sad cun t like ursellf who gives a fucking toss about this shit and goes through every forum on here posting. Im actually off out soon with my actual real life friends while your no doubt trawling on ere messaging ur pretend friends. Fella grow up and get a fucking life. xxxx
     
  6. Loser
     
  7. I'll have you know discussing the finer points of spacker midget porn whilst drinking can after can of cheap beer, masturbating and picking my arrse is much more preferable to a night out at some crap club.
     
  8. I reckon this one will make...
    hmm, 7 pages?

    The ultimate in buying kit we don't need, was probably me at age 13 (cue lots of "awwww" from the arrse women) buying a mk6 lid, and olive PLCE.

    I adjusted everything to fit me, and then promptly left the cadets 5 months or so later without going on another exercise.

    Said webbing and lid are now sat about 6 feet above my head, in the loft. :evil:
     
  9. Got it in one, it was still there when I handed the webbing back in.
     
  10. The irony in that statement is just awesome!
     
  11. Camouflaged mag light!
     
  12. Oakley sunnies in NI .
     
  13. :twisted:
     
  14. Roy Cropper, check the Avatar of the people you insult....

    the 3 Big letters MOD dont mean Ministry of Defence in this case they are short for MODERATOR....

    I guess your going to lose this fight.....
     
  15. Do you have a small penis Roy is that why you always volunteer to carry the gmpg/lsw