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Keeley--NSFW

#1
Please Please Please don't dump this into the internet links thread. It deserves to be enjoyed by all!

Everyone remember Keeley from Page 3? Well, it seems she doesn't just do the occasional piccy in the scum......



Looks like she's answered the prayers of men everywhere!

In the Footsteps of Paris.....NSFW

Enjoy!

P
 
#2
That delightful young lady is often seen out on the piss in a shitehole of a nightclub called Delano's in Bromley, Think a slightly more upmarket Cheeks :D
 
#4
numbered_3 said:
That delightful young lady is often seen out on the urine in a shitehole of a nightclub called Delano's in Bromley, Think a slightly more upmarket Cheeks :D
Really? didn't realise that place was still going, next you'll be telling me she gets her baps out in Henrys
 
#7
Wench3000 said:
Thats the worst sleb sex-tape ever. Theres not even any sex and her attempt at blowing tubes would leave me asking for my money back.
Its Keeley though! Thats the point. Pfft, last time I give you lot free porn!
 
#9
Damn DII, damn it to hell!!!!!!

What’s the point of having internet at work, if I can't spend all day watching crappy BJs from D-list celebrities???

Another reason I'm glad I signed off.
 
#10
Quote from her in the scum yesterday to the effect that "this was a private video made a long time ago". Given she's only 20 now, if it was more than 2-3yrs old would it effectively be child pornography?

Should I feel dirty? Crap vid anyhow.
 
#11
Leaves me wondering was the lucky bloke in the video the guy that, not so long ago, beat the shite out of Joe Cole?
...Again crap vid, but if i ever see her in Bromley i can go up to her and say 'Hey Keeley, nice axe wound!' ... What a chat up line!
 
#12
numbered_3 said:
That delightful young lady is often seen out on the urine in a shitehole of a nightclub called Delano's in Bromley, Think a slightly more upmarket Cheeks :D
thought they shut that shitehole long ago. just think, if shes willing to throw her life away in that place, what else would he be willing to do......

the mind boggles.
 
#13
airborne_ad said:
what else would she be willing to do......
Now thats food for thought.....wonder if she does ass to mouth?

Dirty bitch. It would have been better with the odd tit-wank or two thrown in. Methinks that the bloke missed an opporitunity.
 
#17
It is a crap video, and the depressing thing is that Keeley makes annoying "porno" sounds and just lies there like a dead fish. Why doesn't she scream out something like "not in my arrse you bástard! FFS not the arrse, I am doing a gusset shoot tomorrow!"?

She wears a sports bra at all times (except when doing photos) because the moment her tits droop then her income stream is fücked.

Nice shaven gash though :)
 
#19
Having taken me two days to have the chance to view it in full I was dissapointed. She's so obviously crap in the sack that it's ruined any dirty fantasy I had of her before hand.
Be a good vid if you like watching some poncey feckers arse :thumbdown:
 
#20
Birdy said:
Having taken me two days to have the chance to view it in full I was dissapointed. She's so obviously crap in the sack that it's ruined any dirty fantasy I had of her before hand.
Be a good vid if you like watching some poncey feckers arse :thumbdown:
I just watch up to the point where she gets her cunt out, and then switch to my compendium of Naughty America films.
 

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