That is a bit of a startling comparison Matty.
I have never met the lady so I could'nt possibly comment.
It's only a Kebab Pot Noodle for fecks sake and I think it is the way forward for all drunken gets like myself.
I can't quite believe we're discussing pot noodles in the cookery area!
I used to be able to just about stomach the odd chicken and mushroom one, or chicken curry just once in a while, if I was REALLY hungry. These stupid flavours are just so synthetic though... Kebab? Bombay bad boy? Bacon sizzler? All just varying degrees of plastic and MSG.
Even when you're drunk, is an actual kebab not better? Or if Stavros is closed, how about some beans on toast at home?