Katona Watch

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 27, 2009.

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  1. ten to one odds she ends up making a hardcore double entry porno before the years out....
  2. She'll probably still get awarded 'Mother of the Year' by Clueless, Drug-Addled Harridan magazine.
  3. with a special mention for her services to frozen strawberry cheesecake and chicken nuggets.
  4. Instead of the tag line 'Mums gone to Iceland' they could redo it and say 'Mums gone to Bridgend'. Hopefully she may never come back!
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Probably call it 'Confessions of a crack Whore',Keery fists herself while getting done up the hoop by Amy with a strap on horse c*** while blowing off Pete Doherty as he licks out Kate Moss as Daniella Westbrook pisshes over them all while passing round the China White....

    Either that or Max will get her an exclusive with 'Hello'!
  6. mmmm except for the Pete Docherty & Amy inclusion, I'm getting "wood"" over the thought of that.
  7. I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her deviated septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.

    Edited for spelling
  8. You're not a fan then.
  9. That'd be a no. I had more but I needed to go and w*nk at the thought
  10. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  11. Can't wait so see her with a "monostril" :D

    Maybe when coke gets too expensive she'll go to "ice"?

  12. I find some of her earlier work reminiscent of Stevie Nixs, whereas she can really hit the required note that sends a sublime message to the listener.
    Plus she has massive tits as well.

    My guess as to her demise- 19 Nov 2009.
  13. Goody (geddit?), are we on this again? Do we get bonus points for method of death?

    I go for 26 Dec 09 - massive coronary following OD of wkd, charlie and deep-fried Oriental Platter (probably not from Iceland this year).
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I nearly threw up....
    She's one total hippocrocodillipigmunter!
    Hedgie, You need help! Report to Dr.Flasheart & Nurse Sluggy now! :twisted: