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#2
ten to one odds she ends up making a hardcore double entry porno before the years out....
 
#3
She'll probably still get awarded 'Mother of the Year' by Clueless, Drug-Addled Harridan magazine.
 
#4
miles_gloriosus said:
She'll probably still get awarded 'Mother of the Year' by Clueless, Drug-Addled Harridan magazine.
with a special mention for her services to frozen strawberry cheesecake and chicken nuggets.
 
#5
Instead of the tag line 'Mums gone to Iceland' they could redo it and say 'Mums gone to Bridgend'. Hopefully she may never come back!
 
#6
le_crabe_tambour said:
ten to one odds she ends up making a hardcore double entry porno before the years out....
Probably call it 'Confessions of a crack Whore',Keery fists herself while getting done up the hoop by Amy with a strap on horse c*** while blowing off Pete Doherty as he licks out Kate Moss as Daniella Westbrook pisshes over them all while passing round the China White....

Either that or Max will get her an exclusive with 'Hello'!
 
#7
mmmm except for the Pete Docherty & Amy inclusion, I'm getting "wood"" over the thought of that.
 
#8
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her deviated septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.


Edited for spelling
 
#9
JonnoJonno said:
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her devited septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.
You're not a fan then.
 
#11
JonnoJonno said:
mistersoft said:
JonnoJonno said:
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her deviated septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.
You're not a fan then.
That's be a no. I had more but I needed to go and w*nk at the thought
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#12
Can't wait so see her with a "monostril" :D

Maybe when coke gets too expensive she'll go to "ice"?
 
#13
mistersoft said:
JonnoJonno said:
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her devited septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.
You're not a fan then.

I find some of her earlier work reminiscent of Stevie Nixs, whereas she can really hit the required note that sends a sublime message to the listener.
Plus she has massive tits as well.

My guess as to her demise- 19 Nov 2009.
 
#14
hedgie said:
mistersoft said:
JonnoJonno said:
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her devited septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.
You're not a fan then.

I find some of her earlier work reminiscent of Stevie Nixs, whereas she can really hit the required note that sends a sublime message to the listener.
Plus she has massive tits as well.

My guess as to her demise- 19 Nov 2009.
Goody (geddit?), are we on this again? Do we get bonus points for method of death?

I go for 26 Dec 09 - massive coronary following OD of wkd, charlie and deep-fried Oriental Platter (probably not from Iceland this year).
 
#15
hedgie said:
mistersoft said:
JonnoJonno said:
I'd like to punch her in the face and film in slow motion her devited septum rupturing over her flabby, cigarette burnt breasts.
You're not a fan then.

I find some of her earlier work reminiscent of Stevie Nixs, whereas she can really hit the required note that sends a sublime message to the listener.
Plus she has massive tits as well.

My guess as to her demise- 19 Nov 2009.
I nearly threw up....
She's one total hippocrocodillipigmunter!
Hedgie, You need help! Report to Dr.Flasheart & Nurse Sluggy now! :twisted:
 

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