Katie Price now poorer than the definition of poor

Getting her to do the ping pong ball trick is more likely to be a winner than listening to her strangling a cat.
It will be less shooting the ping pong ball across the room and more a wet squishy plop as it rolls out, followed by the ships bung that she put in earlier to stop her womb dropping out onto the floor.
 
It will be less shooting the ping pong ball across the room and more a wet squishy plop as it rolls out, followed by the ships bung that she put in earlier to stop her womb dropping out onto the floor.
Or getting her to fanny fart the Stars 'n' Stripes in a deep, resonating bass, then. Bound to be a winner down on the Vegas strip.
 
Don't let her near the Grand Canyon. The echo feedback could destroy the galaxy.
 
As a professional gossip fulcrum, usually El Price is all over the gossip mags such as OK! and Closer. She must be gnashing her teeth that Meghan and Harry have stolen the front page away from her 'romantic' issues with a procession of identikit orange gym bunnies.
 
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