Katie Price - Anyone fancy helping her out

[old_bloke]

Her media crew are top of the game. Time in prison . No. Headlines again , yes.

She might be as thick as whale shit but her “crew” are milking it in for her and them.

Time in prison, zero. Headline in the red top rags 100% .

 

[Tricky1982]

We all know she'll yet again get away with this latest incident, she's a celeb innit! Being punished for crimes is for civvies, if you have a whiff of fame about you then you can get away with anything other than noncing or murder.

 

[Itainthalfhotmum]

Her media crew are top of the game. Time in prison . No. Headlines again , yes.

She might be as thick as whale shit but her “crew” are milking it in for her and them.

Time in prison, zero. Headline in the red top rags 100% .

That's part of the problem. No matter what she does, some how it get's spun into a money making scheme.

 

[Issi]

I just got a stern telling off for shouting -“Oh please, will you just fukc off!!”, when the advert for her new programme popped up on the TV.

I hadn’t realised that my OH could hear me from the other side of the house.

 

[Robsa68]

I just got a stern telling off for shouting -“Oh please, will you just fukc off!!”, when the advert for her new programme popped up on the TV.

I hadn’t realised that my OH could hear me from the other side of the house.

Bizarrely enough I did similar, but the fragrant and delightful Mrs robsa surprisingly praised me for not actually swearing in my frothing diatribe. ( I'd told the rancid quimmed oxygen thief formerly known as Jordan on my TV to "bore off.)

 

[AdminVortex]

Maybe a few weeks in prison will convince this stupid bitch that her ongoing behaviour is harmful to others, and she is just a clapped-out old cumbox

Well, that's definitely a back-handed chat up line if ever I saw one.

Face it, you're hoping she's reading this thread, and you're hoping to do the helicopter impression in the yawning, scrofulous, dripping, pest-infected cavern that passes for her vagina, aren't you?

You're like a blushing schoolboy, Rid.

 

[syrup]

The minute she thinks she's going to prison she'll be straight back to rehab and dripping about how she has no one to look after Harvey.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Price, who was handed a five-year restraining order forbidding her from contacting Ms Penticost directly or indirectly in 2019 after hurling a 'tirade of abuse' at her, could now face up to five years in prison if she is charged and found guilty.

Mmmm. I think the text messages are pretty damning.

We all thought crashing a car under the influence when you had a previous history was pretty damming too.

 

[jarrod248]

Going down this time for sure.

 

[don't tell him pike]

if you have a whiff of fame about you then you can get away with anything other than noncing

Even that isn't guaranteed

 

[GreyArea]

Going down this time for sure.

"An occupational hazard which presumably she accepts in the same casual manner..."

 

[AdminVortex]

"An occupational hazard which presumably she accepts in casual manner..."

Didn't that particular beak end up sharing a cell with Norman Stanley Fletcher?

 

[AdminVortex]

Going down this time for sure.

 

[Robsa68]

Even that isn't guaranteed

Exactly. Look at that nonce Schofield for example.

 

[TamH70]

Exactly. Look at that nonce Schofield for example.

Something that you'd like to share with the class?

 

[Ecosse]

Going down this time for sure.

Oh please...no....no....

 

[TamH70]

Oh please...no....no....
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Not even that would work. Could I interest the gentleman in some Prussic Acid, applied topically to the affected area?

 

[Ecosse]

We all know she'll yet again get away with this latest incident, she's a celeb innit! Being punished for crimes is for civvies, if you have a whiff of old rotting tuna

Well, looks like the girly nick's bull dykes are going to be disappointed.
Again.

 

[Ecosse]

Not even that would work. Could I interest the gentleman in some Prussic Acid, applied topically to the affected area?

Cheers Tam
I was just about to tuck into my Cornflakes...l was that is.

 

[Robsa68]

Something that you'd like to share with the class?

Sherbert dibdabs and lemon pips ARE very moreish.