Katie Price - Anyone fancy helping her out

[Mrs Slocombe]

Call me cynical, but I think that Harvey might have a rather disturbed idea of what passes as normal sexual relationships with your mum.

You leave my mum out of this

 

[theoriginalphantom]

You leave my mum out of this

If only she had not let so many in her.

 

[lokiuk]

You leave my mum out of this

Has she got big tits, and still got her own teeth

Asking for a friend

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Well well welll...

a classic case of Pot calling Kettle here.

She allegedly branded Michelle Penticost a 'cvnting whore', 'gutter slag' and a 'piece of shit'

Katie Price 'branded ex Kieran Hayler's girlfriend a gutter sl*g'

Katie Price was arrested on suspicion of breaching her restraining order after allegedly branded her ex-husband Kieran Hayler's fiancee a 'gutter slag' in 'abusive messages'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

No publicity is bad publicity etc etc etc
is it any wonder Harvey is a gutter-mouthed mong?

 

[righthandmarker]

All of her dramas are self inflicted and as far as she’s concerned, designed to make good telly and therefore £££ and more attention.

I’m hoping a period of time in custody rubbing shoulders with the scum and dregs of society will help her reflect, but the reality is she will fit right in.

I despise the woman.

 

[DarkBrig]

Does that mean she'll be going to prison then? (rub's hands gleefully) as she is on a suspended sentence for her little car crash.

She won't be going to prison, only idiots and people who can't afford lawyers do that. I heard on the triggernometary podcast this week that back in 1900 you had to commit an average of 10 crimes to get sent to prison. The average now is 140.

 

[Ecosse]

Does that mean she'll be going to prison then? (rub's hands gleefully) as she is on a suspended sentence for her little car crash.

They both ought to..in the same cell...just for being utterly pot fugly.
Yuck.

 

[PlasticCabDriver]

What's pink and goes red at the touch of a button

How do you make a dead baby float?












A glass of Coke and 2 scoops of dead baby….

Ah, my taxi….

 

[J.A.S. Backpack]

She won't be going to prison, only idiots and people who can't afford lawyers do that. I heard on the triggernometary podcast this week that back in 1900 you had to commit an average of 10 crimes to get sent to prison. The average now is 140.

That was a particularly interesting podcast wasn't it.

 

[DarkBrig]

That was a particularly interesting podcast wasn't it.

Certainly was, and made a pleasant change from racial issues

 

[whatnow?]

A decent spell in prison with another restraining order preventing her from profiting from her crimes ( media appearances, books etc ) .....

 

[Syledis]

She has nothing left to offer the public ( as if she ever did)
Maybe this is her way of getting a new book, TV show, etc " Katie Price, My life as a prisoners bitch"

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

She has nothing left to offer the public ( as if she ever did)
Maybe this is her way of getting a new book, TV show, etc " Katie Price, My life as a prisoners bitch"

Price, who was handed a five-year restraining order forbidding her from contacting Ms Penticost directly or indirectly in 2019 after hurling a 'tirade of abuse' at her, could now face up to five years in prison if she is charged and found guilty.

Mmmm. I think the text messages are pretty damning.

 

[arfah]

Please, please, please. 5 years of Katie Price on Op Minimise.

Not even a fücking bluey!

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Please, please, please. 5 years of Katie Price on Op Minimise.

Not even a fücking bluey!

well, she's on suspended already on the D&D, and has to do community service*...
Now her family says she must go back to the Priory, cos she 'isn't well''.

* - god knows what that could be? W#nking off OAPs? sweeping the streets?

 

[arfah]

well, she's on suspended already on the D&D, and has to do community service*...
Now her family says she must go back to the Priory, cos she 'isn't well''.

* - god knows what that could be? W#nking off OAPs? sweeping the streets?

OD,HS,NM

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

OD,HS,NM

Ok, gotcha.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

OD,HS,NM

You forgot PV.

 

[AsterixTG]

Certainly was, and made a pleasant change from racial issues

This one?

 

[DarkBrig]

This one?

Nope this one