Katie Price - Anyone fancy helping her out

[DSJ]

Did her son take those as well?

Apparently so. Seems an unhealthily close relationship IMHO.

Also, not the sort of thing you'd rush to put on your CV. "Hobbies and interests - taking pictures of my mum in overtly sexual poses".

 

[Tricky1982]

Did her son take those as well?

They do seem to have a very creepy relationship those two, although looking at him I'd say he's more interested in blokes than incest with his mum. She probably still has him oiling her up for massages and sharing a bed and other weird stuff though.

 

[Cold_Collation]

You'd have to search the darkest recesses of Porn Hub for anything other than 2 mins of her jiggling about or faux-lezzing.

Apprarently.......

I'll die curious, thanks. Always was a second-rater as far as I'm concerned.

 

[AdminVortex]

They do seem to have a very creepy relationship those two, although looking at him I'd say he's more interested in blokes than incest with his mum. She probably still has him oiling her up for massages and sharing a bed and other weird stuff though.

Bitty

 

[Gardner6LXB]

You'd have to search the darkest recesses of Porn Hub for anything other than 2 mins of her jiggling about or faux-lezzing.

Apprarently.......

I disagree. She’s been the receiver of swollen goods a few times on film.
You can see it going in & everything!

 

[Joshua Slocum]

He might also be better at basic Maths than some posters.

Anyway, with the thread title in mind, does anyone have any links to any of Katie Price's early pre silicone modelling? She was pretty and I believe she did glamour and magazine type stuff. Anyone got any scans?

Nah Sorry
but I do have a picture of Olivia Colman in the buff !!

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Katie Price on Harvey's 'terrifying' move to a specialist college

Reality TV star and ex-model, Katie Price reveals the challenges of finding a specialist college for her eldest son Harvey, who has complex needs.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[WolvoExPunk]

So, what job is Harvey going to do when he finishes his education? Spending £300,000 or more per year on an education, I expect a top doctor or scientist to come out the other end. I expect them to cure cancer, build an interstellar spaceship, or design a teleportation device.
Stephen Hawking was severely disabled, but he did most of is studying while he was able bodied.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

So, what job is Harvey going to do when he finishes his education? Spending £300,000 or more per year on an education, I expect a top doctor or scientist to come out the other end. I expect them to cure cancer, build an interstellar spaceship, or design a teleportation device.
Stephen Hawking was severely disabled, but he did most of is studying while he was able bodied.

he's working on that spaceship now

 

[RBMK]

I believe that this is Katie's choice of rocket:

The "Retro Rocket" dildo

 

[supermatelot]

You'd have to search the darkest recesses of Porn Hub for anything other than 2 mins of her jiggling about or faux-lezzing.

Apprarently.......

Challenge Accepted!

 

[AdminVortex]

I believe that this is Katie's choice of rocket:
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The "Retro Rocket" dildo

Yeah, Right. Saturn V would still be rattling around with room to spare inside her mahoosive growler.

 

[colinmc400]

Right ole dilemma this one. Would i let that utter skank anywhere near me, or would declining make me somewhat light in the loafers? I am only just coming down on the side of donating her a gob full of my boy batter - only just and only once!

 

[Tricky1982]

Right ole dilemma this one. Would i let that utter skank anywhere near me, or would declining make me somewhat light in the loafers? I am only just coming down on the side of donating her a gob full of my boy batter - only just and only once!

Careful you don't knock her fake teeth off though, you wouldn't want those horrible little stumps underneath scraping your cock!

 

[colinmc400]

Careful you don't knock her fake teeth off though, you wouldn't want those horrible little stumps underneath scraping your cock!

Aw man, i can feel the bile rising in the back of my throat and i fear you may have tipped me over the other way ducky!

 

[DemsMaShoes]

So, what job is Harvey going to do when he finishes his education? Spending £300,000 or more per year on an education, I expect a top doctor or scientist to come out the other end. I expect them to cure cancer, build an interstellar spaceship, or design a teleportation device.
Stephen Hawking was severely disabled, but he did most of is studying while he was able bodied.

Surely there must be some...benefit..to keeping Harvey in FT education?

 

[ThunderBox]

Surely there must be some...benefit..to keeping Harvey in FT education?

He might forget who his family are and where they live?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Aw man, i can feel the bile rising in the back of my throat and i fear you may have tipped me over the other way ducky!

Imagine how it would be rising in hers too

 

[RTU'd]

Arrse( Mucky Movies) Films present's:
Staring @don't tell him pike
Co staring Katie Price as the girl who takes it.
The Plot: Katie goes for a job at DTHP's luxury hotel as a receptionist.
During the interview Katie gets them out & announces every holes a goal.
Ends with DTHP announcing that Katie has got the job.

Film sponsors include Durex, Boots Ownbrand Lube & The Ritz

 

[chimera]

She could do with some help with her attitude to driving. According to wiki:

Driving​

In October 2003, charges of speeding were dropped against Price when police failed to arrest her for the offence in the statutory time limit of 12 weeks.[76]

In June 2008, Price was convicted of driving while using a mobile phone in April 2008, she received three points, and was fined £200 and ordered to pay £80 costs.[77]

In 2009, charges against Price of speeding and failing to supply information about who was driving were dropped due to prosecutorial errors in the collection of the evidence against her.[78] In July 2010, Price was convicted in her absence for speeding in September 2009. Price was fined £250 and £500 prosecution costs, Price claimed she was "being hounded by Papparazzi" which was rejected by magistrates.[79]

In September 2010, Price was given three points after being convicted for failing to be in proper control of a vehicle in February 2010 that year and fined £1,000, £650 court costs, and a £15 victim surcharge.[80]

In December 2010, Price was banned from driving for six months by Crawley Magistrates court for accumulating 13 points on her driving licence after being given an additional three points on her licence for speeding in Pyecombe, West Sussex in December 2009.[81]

In 2012, Price won an appeal against a conviction for two counts of failing to give information regarding a driver's identity regarding speeding tickets issued to her relating to offences in London in 2011. Price argued she had not seen the tickets as she did not open her own post.[82]

In July 2015, Price was convicted of failing to stop at a red light at Buck Barn in West Sussex. Price was given three points and in fined £700, costs of £450 and a victim surcharge of £70.[83] In February 2018, Price was banned from driving for six months under totting up of points on her licence. In July 2018 Price reported herself to the police for driving while disqualified.[84] In January 2019, Price was disqualified from driving for three months after breaching the conditions of a previous driving ban in July 2018 and given an additional six points on her licence,[85] and the following month was banned from driving for a further three months after her blood alcohol level was tested as being near twice the legal limit while in charge of a vehicle. Price had been found by police in the backseat of the vehicle. Price was ordered to pay £2,425 in costs and fines. Charges of being drunk in charge of a vehicle were dropped due to lack of evidence.[86] In October 2019, Price was convicted of failing to provide details of the driver of the vehicle involved in the August 2018 crash, she received six points, fined £440, £144 in costs and was banned for two years under totting up and having received a fourth driving ban within two years. Price appealed and the ban was reduced to 18 months in December 2019.