Katie Price - Anyone fancy helping her out

[Cold_Collation]

I've got a raging soft-on.

 

[RTU'd]

What, in the name of all that is ******* sacred, is that thing?!

Kill it, kill it with fire!!!!

Edit to add: That thing would make carnage of your foreskin!

Good man to volunteer to take one for Arrse & let katie gobble you off.
Tea & Medals when you get back.

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

Good man to volunteer to take one for Arrse & let katie gobble you off.
Tea & Medals when you get back.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Tea & penicillin when you get back.

 

[JuniorBod]

Edit to add: That thing would make carnage of your foreskin!

Good man to volunteer to take one for Arrse & let katie gobble you off.
Tea & Medals when you get back.

Just make sure she spits or swallows before she starts, I would hate you to get a blast of previous persons sperm up your Jap's eye...



JB

 

[ExREME.TECH]

Is this so katie has more time to make some money, get her large ones out, make another poor adult themed video and get screwed by her current boyfriend/pimp and the son only weighs in at 29 stone so bad parenting some would think.

Has katie thought of making an arrse adult video as @don't tell him pike would be up to bang her in every hole is a goal theme. Arrse Films presents Katie Does Kettering*.

*Other towns will be visited by Katie.

He will need one of these

 

[JuniorBod]

He will need one of these

Tied around his ankles?...

JB

 

[Fat_Cav]

Shipping the broken baby off to a home Katie Price makes 'heartbreaking' decision to put her son Harvey, 18, into full-time care | Daily Mail Online

I bet it was a hard decision for Dwight Yorke.

Oh hang on

 

[theoriginalphantom]

He will need one of these

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The Frank Drebin approach may be a good idea too

 

[WolvoExPunk]

I bet it was a hard decision for Dwight Yorke.

Oh hang on

I don't think that Dwight Yorke is the real father. Harvey's real dad must be almost as big as he is.

 

[Daz]

I've got a raging soft-on.

Just wait until you see the soft furnishings....... that will change things for you

 

[Cold_Collation]

Just wait until you see the soft furnishings....... that will change things for you

She had them removed some time ago.

 

[woopert]

She had them removed some time ago.

Indeed. Her flaps now adorn the curtain rail above the patio door and a matching set of duvet covers was made from the remaining material.

 

[Tricky1982]

 

[theoriginalphantom]

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and then he said

"to get the wire brush and dettol before those dirty bastards Ma'am."

 

[RTU'd]

He will need one of these

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Is that to keep her crack open?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Is that to keep her crack open?

it's one of a set to keep it closed

we don't want any more slow moving zombies escaping

 

[Ecosse]

For the attention of Dont Tell'emPike.

 

[Cold_Collation]

I think that what's so upsetting is that she's so attention-hungry that she's quite happy for the in-progress shots to be shared.

It's just so... desperate.

 

[Ex Observer]

You would think the driver's insurance company would be footing the bills somewhere down the line wouldn't you?

That depends on whether the driver was insured or not. There are funds in place now to cover you if you are hit by an uninsured driver, but back then there weren't. Care costs could well be getting picked up by the local authority. Until a few years ago our lass was at a care home where one of the residents was brain damaged due to stopping a piece of bomb casing with his head when he was a toddler. Care costs are covered by Essex County Council, even though the care home is in Bournemouth. Well, they could hardly sue the Luftwaffe.