Katie Price - Anyone fancy helping her out

[DemsMaShoes]

To be fair to Katie she probably struggles to recall which blokes she shagged on any given day/night, how is she going to be able to name the father of each of her disparate offspring?

Hence the classis, "When you eat a tin of beans, it's difficult to know which one made you fart".

 

[Londo]

Hence the classis, "When you eat a tin of beans, it's difficult to know which one made you fart".

I'm nicking that

 

[DemsMaShoes]

I'm nicking that

Taken from a CSA claim......allegedly.

 

[AdminVortex]

Can I have a go on her before she goes away? Always been high up on my danger fcuk list. I know, I know.

It's better this way

 

[Deleted 186086]

It's better this way

Perhaps Arrse could start a crowdfunding page to get her a one way trip?

 

[Ecosse]

Perhaps Arrse could start a crowdfunding page to get her a one way trip?

Begs a question re spare parts.
Not sure if I'd want any but beggars and all that jazz...
Would a corneal graft make you see everything pink?
Maybe graft her flaps onto yer arse so if someone told you to go F yourself.........

 

[bentobox]

But she'll be pleading that there will be no one to look after Harvey if she gets a custodial sentence, and being a woman the courts will take it easy on her

Maybe Harvey's dad can look after him?

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

Maybe Harvey's dad can look after him?

Stop being sensible.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Maybe graft her flaps onto yer head so you could fly

 

[wasteofrations2]

Maybe Harvey's dad can look after him?

HAHAHAHA.....!!! etc.

 

[Deleted 186086]

Begs a question re spare parts.
Not sure if I'd want any but beggars and all that jazz...
Would a corneal graft make you see everything pink?
Maybe graft her flaps onto yer arse so if someone told you to go F yourself.........

Your idea so you crack on and run with it, that is only fare?

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

Your idea so you crack on and run with it, that is only fare?

It's a meal?

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Ok, Jubilee is over.

Katie Price reportedly faces court again tomorrow over her £3.2million debt repayment.

She is currently facing a probe into how she funds her 'luxury lifestyle' despite being ordered to millions of pounds of debts accrued by her company Jordan Trading Ltd.
It is not known if she will attend the hearing at 10.30am on Tuesday in person for her debt repayment hearing.

The probe comes as she is reportedly earning hundreds of thousands of pounds in brand deals and a reported £45,000 for her Mucky Mansion show on Channel 4.

Normal service resumes.

Katie Price 'faces court tomorrow' over £3.2million debt repayment

The glamour model, 44, appears on the listing for the Royal Courts of Justice in London on Tuesday, according to The Sun .

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Rapierman]

Begs a question re spare parts.
Not sure if I'd want any but beggars and all that jazz...
Would a corneal graft make you see everything pink?
Maybe graft her flaps onto yer arse so if someone told you to go F yourself.........

Graft her flaps on my face, give her line and tell her to wiggle.

 

[re-stilly]

Realistically how many chances can she have, surely they have to insist on seizure of assets and then monies earnt are used to pay off creditors.

It beggars belief that she has had this many chances to get her life together and still thumbs her nose at the Judiciary and the laws of the land.

 

[JAD]

Realistically how many chances can she have, surely they have to insist on seizure of assets and then monies earnt are used to pay off creditors.

It beggars belief that she has had this many chances to get her life together and still thumbs her nose at the Judiciary and the laws of the land.

Apart from being a very apt euphemism @re-stilly and definately raised a titter (or two), ''seizing her assets'' will get her another 15 minutes of fame, a book deal, a court injunction for her next ex bf, and several more subs on her Onlyflange site. Priceless!

 

[Cold_Collation]

Disabled offspring… carer status… own mentally vulnerable state… blah, blah, blah…

 

[JAD]

Ok, Jubilee is over.

Katie Price reportedly faces court again tomorrow over her £3.2million debt repayment.

She is currently facing a probe into how she funds her 'luxury lifestyle' despite being ordered to millions of pounds of debts accrued by her company Jordan Trading Ltd.
It is not known if she will attend the hearing at 10.30am on Tuesday in person for her debt repayment hearing.

The probe comes as she is reportedly earning hundreds of thousands of pounds in brand deals and a reported £45,000 for her Mucky Mansion show on Channel 4.

Normal service resumes.

Katie Price 'faces court tomorrow' over £3.2million debt repayment

The glamour model, 44, appears on the listing for the Royal Courts of Justice in London on Tuesday, according to The Sun .

www.dailymail.co.uk

Okay then @CaptainRidiculous, imagine you're a bookie now. What are the odds of her turning up for this court visit, or perrish the thought the judge suspends proceedings whilst more evidence is being gathered/the defence are deploying further delay tactics?

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Okay then @CaptainRidiculous, imagine you're a bookie now. What are the odds of her turning up for this court visit, or perrish the thought the judge suspends proceedings whilst more evidence is being gathered/the defence are deploying further delay tactics?

I think she can send her briefs.
Her SOLICITORS, I mean...

 

[re-stilly]

She must have a lot of compromising films/photos/tapes of high ranking members of the Courts and CPS to keep getting away with stuff.