Not forgetting the endless string of 'stamped out the same mould' z-list boyfriends and husbands to provide fodder for the red-tops.I bet when she spat the broken one out of her cavernous minge she thought all of her christmases had come at once:
- Wendyball sperm donor who would drop coin on a regular basis;
- Ethnic minority tick in the box;
- Doesn't want to hang around and get in the way/challenge her self-centred hedonistic lifestyle by actually being concerned about the effect she has on the moral compass of her offspring;
- Quite literal "get out of jail free" card. Given he will need care for all of his adult life, Harvey is the incarceration avoidance gift that keeps on giving.