Kate up the duff?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Negligent-Discharge, Jun 10, 2012.

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  1. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    My corgies tell me that the luscious Catherine, Duchess of C., is in a family way...any comment?
  2. No
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  3. It wasn't me. (alas).
  4. she'll have to start eating then
  5. Ahhh gawd if it's true, we can expect to see very little else on the news. If she is though, I wish her and her husband a healthy baby who will bring them a lifetime of joy and happiness.
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  6. And I wish you nice cakes with icing on and an agreeable bath with some lovely parfum from Grasse to scent the air xx
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  7. Get a room, you two!
  8. I hope their first born is a healthy boy and they name him Christian.

    Prince Christian, and then King Christian, would make a nice statement, methinks.
  9. Let's just pray it's not Ginger.
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  10. Great news if she is.

    Do I get an up-the-duff medal?

    I fuckin hope I do. And while we're on the subject where is my jublee gong please?
  11. I don't like children.
  12. Id rather have Pippa up the bum
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  13. I'm sure she has a huge selection to strap-ons, just for you.
  14. All good, Id prefer the girl in my avatar for that though
  15. Name him Kong, then we could be ruled by King Kong!
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