Kate Moss Gets 'em Out For The Lads

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  1. Well, not quite. But good enough.

    Daily Mail can be criticised for a lot of things but publishing Kate Moss topless on the web should be appraised.

    Kate Moss skinny dips topless jumping off luxury yacht in St Tropez | Mail Online

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  2. H3

    H3 LE

    Yuk ! ..... My next doors Grey hound has more sex appeal than that skinny pot belly'd bint ! Come to think of it she looks like the next doors mutt !!
  3. That's it. I am printing that off tomorrow and putting it on the fridge door (next to the painting of Pip (hehe) to remind me to scoff a whole pizza and a bag of dolly mixtures.

    I'll admit to being a skinny runt, but if my tits ever get that small, I will not be happy.

    Oh, and I just thought I'd be mean to myself before you cunts kicked in.
  4. That's a cracking derby she's sporting. Fat cow needs to get back on the laxatives.
  5. She just might just need a big trump.
  6. A moose of the first order.

    Whoever decided that she'd be a good model? Model for gum-shields perhaps, but that's about it.
  7. She might be rich, but fucking hell, she makes me want to buy her a pizza.
  8. The 2nd pictures given me inspiration for a new sport for when I rise to power:

    I'd be sat in the boat stationed in the background, wearing tweeds and sipping from a hip flask.
    When I shout "pull" a line of celebrities, in an order of my choosing, dive off as I take aim with an out of balance Gimpy...
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  9. Don't mention that diving bloke, The Big J will explode in his pants.
  10. Now you've done it :)
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    Big J? you sure or just have low standards. I'd have thought all those years of dry rings would have worn it down to a little stump by now :)

    or does he have one of those liberace things fitted?
  12. He doesn't like sweet things.

    Unless they put out for money.
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    I'm sure he won't mind.

    Has anyone got that bird a pizza yet?
  14. I think pictoral evidence is required.
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