Kate Middleton - top totty?

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  1. Of course I would, (with plenty of ATM into the bargain - but she's never figured in my fantasies when I'm thrapping myself into oblivion), but is she really the 'best natural beauty' in the uk?


  2. no cat deely beats her....but i still would ram it up her pumper :)
  3. If she worked for it she might stand a chance with me........

  4. She looks like a ladyboy, no t1ts and smug grin that you just want to push your fist into
  5. Maybe i like ladyboys .. especailly brazilian ones on mopeds :thumright:
  6. Let me air a theory.

    William is now in the army... "Does she have to accept it up the bum?"

    Will he have suggested it to her do you reckon???

    Shame he didnt join the ranks. She' have been a scream down the XL club on a friday night.
  7. I think this is a better picture :D
    Yes I would :D

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    I'd swap from her flaps, If this was a vote.
  9. that was probably young wills' first thought when he set eyes on her :thumleft:
  10. More importantly, if they split up will he post her naked pics on the pig board.
  11. Now we're talking. I reckon the "Kate Middleton sex tape" will be great. Watch Kate get hammered by Will and Harry wearing their Noddy suits.
  12. Imagine Wills dismay if one of the ranks shagged his good lady whilst he was turning off the lights over in Northern Ireland :D
    To do an occifers wife one thing, to do a Royal's wife would be quite something...
  13. Is she camel toed - ???? If so, I'll give her one.

  14. She's easy going on the eye but there are far nicer Sloane Rangers knocking about...
  15. they've got their own website...posh totty anyone?