Me. Pub , tonight, far too much Green King IPA (not my usual tipple) a Blonde who was just "Ay caramba" , really she was , Guys , any of you would have phoned your mums and she was laughing at my jokes and getting her hand in her purse , a premature exit and PTP's 3rd best pulling pants (The Chino's of legend) beyond economical repair. I can only put it down to Karma, because I felt fine when I cut her out of the herd. So , a salutory lesson - Don't ever ever ever fcuk with fate or destiny because you think you'll feel better, or you're arrsey about something. Believe me, you won't. Lady luck will Bournville you (literally) every time You know when you're doing something , you really shouldn't be doing, and fate leans in and drops the nut on you? Let's hear them.