I was sent the link - I would never read The Sun by choice. I'm an officer, so I get my fix of slebs and W&K from Hello and Okay magazines (delivered with Horse & Hounds and Country Life). Thanks for checking.
Point of order - my original statement has been amended somewhat, with reference to their paternity and his own sense of morality. You wouldn't happen to be a subeditor for a tabloid newspaper, by any chance?