Kaplinsky moves to Five

#2
No loss to the Beeb. A plastic faced no talent hoofer. Hopefully she'll be hosting C5's new series of Topless Darts...
 
#3
I'd rather watch her read the news than that Welsh bloke.
 
#4
Max Boyce has been reading the news? 8O
 
#6
Thank god. I never though I'd see a supposedly credible news organisation employ someone who performed as badly as her. She might as well have mimed the news.

Nice teats, though.
 
#7
Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7029902.stm

Yes a quality newsreader who referred to the 'Royal Logistical Corpse' following a fatality in Afghanistan.

Sorry did I say quality newsreader, I meant to say overpaid prima donna
Not just the 'Royal Logistical Corpse'. She's also mentioned the Royal Anglican Regiment' in her time at the Six.
 
#10
I cant think of a more mundane thread. Would someone like to start a debate about their favourate ironingboard cover?
 

the_boy_syrup

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#11
arby said:
I cant think of a more mundane thread. Would someone like to start a debate about their favourate ironingboard cover?
We have a cotton sort of swirley patterned on very nice
The ones you used to get in blocks with the silver plastic covering used to get on my tits you were forever chasing shirts all over it
Mind you learned to press(civvies iron) your kit on a small locker when I joined

We could drag up a sandbag and swing the lantern if your interested.......... :wink:
 
#12
the_boy_syrup said:
arby said:
I cant think of a more mundane thread. Would someone like to start a debate about their favourate ironingboard cover?
We have a cotton sort of swirley patterned on very nice
The ones you used to get in blocks with the silver plastic covering used to get on my tits you were forever chasing shirts all over it
Mind you learned to press(civvies iron) your kit on a small locker when I joined

We could drag up a sandbag and swing the lantern if your interested.......... :wink:
Actually I may have stumbled on something here. I prefer the shiney silver ones, heat reflective see.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Never doubted the heat reflective quality of the silver ones that was a plus
Place trousers on Pressing board, reach for brown paper, turn back look for trousers pick up off floor start again :roll:
 
#15
have you not tried the left elbow lean/right hand reach around method? It does require som coordination and lightning quick reactions to get the iron back on clothing but i think its worth it.
 
#16
arby said:
I cant think of a more mundane thread. Would someone like to start a debate about their favourate ironingboard cover?
Are you gay? How much tit and leg she shows is of national importance and very relevant as to whether the missus gets it on the sofa infront of the telly or has to wait till we get upstairs.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
arby said:
have you not tried the left elbow lean/right hand reach around method? It does require som coordination and lightning quick reactions to get the iron back on clothing but i think its worth it.

It is a tried and tested method passed from CPL to Private down the ages
In the intrests of Opsec though we shouldn't go into to much detail on here
How to handle a shiney ironing board should be treated like the Hereford boat house question!
Before you know it a walt will be telling you the approved way of pressing your uniform before you storm the balcony :wink:
 
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#18
Left elbow lean, right hand reach around?


I am unnerved at the turn this has taken. I prefer Natasha
 
#20
light_projector said:
arby said:
I cant think of a more mundane thread. Would someone like to start a debate about their favourate ironingboard cover?
Are you gay? How much tit and leg she shows is of national importance and very relevant as to whether the missus gets it on the sofa infront of the telly or has to wait till we get upstairs.
true, I rarely make it up the stairs with your missus.
 

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