Kangeroo nutter=sex symbol

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  1. Please explain how this village idiot has become a sex symbol?
    Cookies must be enabled. | The Australian

    Nutter with BO but is now hotter than Leo and Jonnny Dep combined! Women are a bloody strange breed .....
  2. He's quite handsome and is kind to animals.


    That and an 8 inch tounge and 14 inch todger.
  3. His children will be downies.
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  4. Wouldn't kick him out of bed :)

  5. He wouldn't be able to kick you out of bed unless he possessed a planet sized foot.

    You fat cunt.
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  6. Well, that doesn't exactly make him an exception to the rule.
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  7. I'll have you know I'm quite particuler...but after I've flattened him I plan to take his hat :)
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You want me to explain what happens in Australia, is that right?

    Fuck off.
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    He looks like that banjo player off 'Deliverance'.

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  10. and...?

  11. ........you make me quite bilious.
  12. Awww sweetums that must be unpleasant...I suggest you have a lie down...don't worry, I won't squash you
  13. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Living proof that women will fuck anything except me :frown:
  14. Maybe your standards are too high?...or failing that you need a kangaroo