Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by A_team_lewis, Mar 3, 2005.

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  1. Dog suicide hot spot 'nonsense'

    I can't believe someone honestly gets paid to do this.......
    There must be some Snoopy snuff films out there.
  2. That comment shows she knows five eighths of three quarters of sweet FA.

    Every year thousands of kittens get into sacks, weigh themselves down with bricks and throw themselves into canals.
  3. There is perhaps something over the bridge attracting the dogs’ attention.”

    It'll be the odour of fanaticism and molested children then
  4. " Animals do not commit suicide"

    Fair few easily distracted lemmings out there then! :?:
  5. I hate to sound like a biological spod :!: but lemmongs don't actually commit suicide. There's just such a big crowd of them that when the ones at the front get to a cliff they can't stop becasue of everyone pushing from behind!

    But quite frankly if I lived on or near the clyde I'd probably top meself as well!