Kai Rooney?

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  1. Mrs Spudface has given birth to a boy - Kai Wayne Rooney no less.

    What kind of a name is that?
     
  2. Bugger, I had money on it being called Barry!
     
  3. It's an easy name for Rooney (or anyone with the IQ of a bogey) to remember.

    At least it is that way round, otherwise the child would be Wanky Rooney.
     
  4. Cai is a Celtic name thats what kind of name it is, Knights of the round table ring any bells?
     
  5. Kai,apparently a character in Mortal Kombat.
     
  6. Fixed it for you. :wink:
     
  7. You can take the chav out of the council estate....................
     
  8. Kai ..... Maori word for food
     
  9. Not only does the baby have a shit name but it has a nob head for a dad and a thick tart for a mum.

    What life will it lead?
     
  10. I'll bet it doesnt really care. Would you if you had a pair of fuckwit millionaires for parents? I'll bet its intellectually running rings round the pair of them as we speak.
     
  11. Well, the his very arrival means that wayne has somebody to talk to.... for the next 6 months at least.

    He's also upped the IQ average for the rooney household.

    Gucci nappies? Versace romper suits? Oh and probably a cr4p tat with Kai in Klingon, or something, for wayne.
     
  12. Sounds like a chav name to me.
     
  13. They will have the last laugh because they're ******* loaded.
     
  14. The child is no doubt sat in a pool of its own piss.

    Unfortunately his dad is probably nibbling on some chicken nuggets/the remote and his mum is smoking some B&H on the doorstep of their 7 bedroom house whilst wearing pajamas with ugg boots.

    No amount of money would make me happy with those two as immediate family.
     
  15. It will be NOW, sigh a once Proud Welsh name fcuked up by a shaved ape.