Can we accept that, Elevenerife-ing and a spectacularly badly worded original post aside ("my spies" FFS), it's a reasonably interesting report and proceed on that basis rather than heading down the road of Tropper-baiting?
That's nothing, I've got a lion at home, I can jump over my house and my dad invented cheese
Just seems like another "Mumbai" style attack to me, according to the news attacks in Kabul have increased since Osama got greased. A sign of things to come or just some angry beards upset that their mucker got the good news? Only time will tell, my money is on attacks dying down (relatively speaking) once they find something else to be angry about.
Doesn't strike me as "bizarre". It's a very tall building on top of a hill, overlooking yer man's house. Also, there was no security to speak of, apart from the owner's metal detector in the foyer, which you could walk around by either a/ giving him ten dollars or b/ shooting the guard.