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K13eods spacker shoe ... lets play SANDAL!

#1
Ladies & Gents.

Let's play a game for charideee! It's called sandal and first you should know the story behind it [from a previous post]:

After a couple of days in hospital I persuade my girlfriend and my Lebanese driver to go to the market and get me ONE sandal for my remaining right foot.

So off they go and find a shoe seller who is not best pleased at the prospect of being able to sell just the one sandal ... what will I do with the other says he? Keep it says my driver; there is much clearing of mines going on in the south and eventually someone is going to lose the other foot and we will come back and purchase the second sandal.

So in true Phoenician merchant tradition the shoe trader sells the sandal to my girlfriend at a little over half price, replaces the second in the box and puts in on the top shelf.

A couple of weeks go by and two friends and my driver are dispatched back to the shoe seller to tell him that there has been a further accident and a man requires a left sandal. Beaming with joy, the merchant fetches the box off the top shelf, opens it and shows the sandal to my muckers. Oh no say they, it's the wrong f*cking size ... and off they go leaving a very disappointed trader to replace the sandal on the top shelf.

Apparently, after I was repatriated they returned to the shop on at least another two occasions with 'wrong foot' and 'wrong colour' remarks. I still wonder if the Leb has that sandal today!
So ... onto the game. I will start by offering the aforementioned sandal for auction [cash to MDNs slush fund]. The auction will last for 48 hrs and then the sandal will be sent to the winner. The winner will then add his username to the sandal and photograph it in an unusual/bizarre location [preferably not inserted in an orifice belonging to yourself/another human/an animal]. The winner will then come back onto this thread, post the photograph and shout "SANDAL" and bidding starts again for a 48 hr period. If the winner does not shout "SANDAL" within seven days of receipt of the sandal [without a reasonable excuse] they will be "fined" the same amount as their original winning bid. Postage costs to be met by the sender.

Got it? Good!



Auction ends 1200hrs Tuesday 24th June 2008.

"SANDAL"
 
#2
An hour has passed and the watchers aren't bidding!

So a bump it is.

Don't forget this will raise money for charity and it also gives my sandal a trip out of the closet (fnah).

Do I hear a paaand?
 
#4
I can't understand the rules at all. I was nine when I left school to work in a coal mine and what's worse, I was born in Wales. Christ! If you want my money, post a picture of a huge pair of boobs and tell me I can touch 'em for twenty quid!
 
#13
DummyRound said:
I can't understand the rules at all. I was nine when I left school to work in a coal mine and what's worse, I was born in Wales. Christ! If you want my money, post a picture of a huge pair of boobs and tell me I can touch 'em for twenty quid!
You can touch 'em for twenty quid ...



... don't soil your keyboard DR!!!
 
#15
arby said:
I don't understand. Am I bidding on the sandal or the chubby blart with the saggy funbags?
No mate ... you bid on the sandal ... the chubby blart (you missed out spot infested and pig gipping) was purely for DummyRound on account that he is Welsh and unable to understand the rules.

He prefers a cheaper more simple pleasure than sandal ownership methinks.
 
#16
k13eod said:
arby said:
I don't understand. Am I bidding on the sandal or the chubby blart with the saggy funbags?
No mate ... you bid on the sandal ... the chubby blart (you missed out spot infested and pig gipping) was purely for DummyRound on account that he is Welsh and unable to understand the rules.

He prefers a cheaper more simple pleasure than sandal ownership methinks.
£37.65 in that case. What size is the sandal? I notice you have already signed it, I feel this has damaged the resale value, as well as the fact that, y'know, its not a pair.
 
#18
arby said:
k13eod said:
arby said:
I don't understand. Am I bidding on the sandal or the chubby blart with the saggy funbags?
No mate ... you bid on the sandal ... the chubby blart (you missed out spot infested and pig gipping) was purely for DummyRound on account that he is Welsh and unable to understand the rules.

He prefers a cheaper more simple pleasure than sandal ownership methinks.
£37.65 in that case. What size is the sandal? I notice you have already signed it, I feel this has damaged the resale value, as well as the fact that, y'know, its not a pair.
Yet again I am humbled by your generosity Arby; in one single bid you have raised the auction by an incredible £2.65 ... I don't now whether to end the auction early or just let it go on for the remaining 24 hours in the hope that someone can be equally benevolent.

The sandal is size 10 so should easily fit current/future Arbyette (assuming that her foot will have to be shaved). Now, as for your other comment; resale value damaged you say? Because of the addition of my signature? I think not young man but would say that it would add value. You know that a dinner party could be arranged around this sandal so that you might enthrall your guests with tales of the leg-end that is k13. If it came as a pair I feel that it would be devalued due to loss of its uniqueness.
 
#19
Having been pointed in this direction by a certain someone who seems hellbent on spoiling my perfect collection of stilettos, I will offer 40....and pray for lack of success.
 
#20
k13eod said:
DummyRound said:
I can't understand the rules at all. I was nine when I left school to work in a coal mine and what's worse, I was born in Wales. Christ! If you want my money, post a picture of a huge pair of boobs and tell me I can touch 'em for twenty quid!
You can touch 'em for twenty quid ...



... don't soil your keyboard DR!!!
I am a man of my word sir. Tell me that wasn't easier than the Nigerian Sandal Scam of '08. PM the details of where you want my 20 quid and I shall make it happen.

By the way, I don't suppose you know that porkers address do you?
 

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