Justin Lee Collins - Control Freak 1st Class (with Oak Leaf Clusters)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fat_Cav, Sep 26, 2012.

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  1. JLC, you know that annoying long haired unfunny west-country toss-pot from the TV? The bloke who tedious appearances on TV are because he has a stupid accent and hangs around with poofs.

    Well he's a control freak. Who'd thought it? Shame his freakery didn't extend to his gay hair do

    What a complete cock, control freak with a habit of the back hand. Useless cunt.

    BBC News - Justin Lee Collins 'kept girlfriend's sexual history'
     
  2. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    I think the word you are looking for is "alleged". The case continues.
     
  3. Split arrse accuses ex of being a cunt....stop the press!
     
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  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    ****STOP PRESS*******STOP PRESS********Sluggy announces secret love triangle while on ARRSE crawl.......STOP PRESS******Bigbird67 confesses to diet hoax*****STOP PRESS*****
     
  5. He likes them big, check out Ms Anna Larke

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  6. Domestic Violence is for tossers but bints that falsely accuse blokes of it deserve a fucking.....erm...slap.
     
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  7. What sunglasses?.As for Ms Larke she won't drown. ;-)
     
  8. She's nice, but I've seen gingers with more pigmentation. Also he is not funny to anyone beyond the 3rd year.
     
  9. 3rd year Infants school i presume. :)
     
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  10. Ha! Says the man with over 1700 posts since last April!
     
  11. It's the NAAFI, he's guilty. Case closed.
     
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  12. Shouldn't the thread title be

    [h=2]Justin Lee Collins - Unfunny cunt ?[/h]
     
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  13. Fixed that for you.
     
  14. Did one of the Gibb brothers venture down to the orchard and shag the cyder making woman?.It's a fucking tradgedy. justin-lee-collins.jpg
     
  15. Fuck me, the last Ms Sanchez had once been with a classical pianist cum notable male model. She said it was lovely waking up to his tanned and muscly shoulders whilst tinkling on the ivorys.

    He couldn't however do a handstand in the shower, sporting a hungover hard on whilst calling to her 'babe! Come and look what I can do!!'

    Game set and match to me I think.
     
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