Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by billielittle, Sep 23, 2012.

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  1. Who said there were no good stories in the newspapers anymore?

    PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth. The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

    When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door. Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program. Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them in the back. Fortunately the cut did not appear to be severe.

    The suspect however was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw ... Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing. One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy bastard."
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  2. Old.... very old.... and wasn't true or funny in any of it's previous versions either.
  3. Last time i saw this was about last Christmas. Wasnt it a US Marine collecting toys for the troops kids who were away or something. Load of bollox.
  4. You mean, this isn't a true story?
  5. What part of the word 'no' is causing you confusion?

  6. Would that be a wah by any chance?
  7. What's a wah?
  8. Hahaha what's a wah classic