Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Punk_trooper, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was driving my car the other day when i saw 3 chavs crossing a zebra crossing, I decide fcuk and ploughed through the 3 of them leaving one through the windscreen, one attached to the bumper and one 40 foot down the road.

    An old woman had seen what happened and called the police, when they arrived they said
    "dont worry sir, one's been charged with breaking and entering, one for criminal damage and they other for leaving the scene of an accident"